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iPhone is an overpriced piece of shit.

Oh, the iPhone 4. The only "smartphone" that isnt smart enough to let you make phone calls. Cant make a call? You must be holding it wrong. Should have gotten a BlackBerry or an Android phone you suckers. iPhone sucks. Its a big pile of overpriced crap. Take a crappy cell phone, and a low end iPod, give it a horrible interface, and there you have the iPhone.

Its just a pile of garbage. Why would you want to combine an iPod and a phone? Are you going to listen to music on it while you have a conversation? Its just another excuse for Steve Jobs to try to get you idiots to buy more of his overpriced crap. And the iPhone interface is just awful. Try typing or text messaging on one, lets see how long it takes before you just want to launch it out a window. No physical keyboard, just touch? Just plain stupid. It drops calls constantly, and the sound quality is terrible. If you drop it more than an inch, it explodes into pieces, the damn thing is made of toothpicks.

Proprietary software means you have to use iTunes (which is also terrible) to put music on it. Apps, ringtones and everything have the price jacked way up. Apple is screwing you because they trapped you. You bought their shitty phone and now you're stuck with it. And not to mention the fact that Apple is constantly releasing "updates" to the software so it locks down your phone if you've unlocked it. What a crock of bullshit. The iPhone is just terrible. No, its not that I can't afford one, I just don't need to spend 500 dollars on a designer pile of crap so I can impress my friends. You arent impressing anyone, we're all laughing at you. If they stamped an Apple logo on a steaming mound of dog shit, I bet all of you iPhone lovers would buy it. I'll stick to my BlackBerry, where I actually get what I'm paying for instead of getting a railroad spike up the ass. Fuck Apple and fuck iPhone.