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iPhone is an overpriced piece of shit.

iPhone sucks. Its a big pile of overpriced crap. Take a crappy digital camera (with no video recording capability), a crappy cell phone, and a low end iPod, give it a horrible interface, and there you have the iPhone.

Its just a pile of garbage. You can buy a 160 gigabyte iPod for less than this bullshit. Any why would you want to combine an iPod and a phone? Are you going to listen to music on it while you have a conversation? Talk about a flawed concept. And the iPhone interface is just awful. Try typing or text messaging on one, lets see how long it takes before you just want to launch it out a window. Touch keyboard on a 3.5 inch screen, just plain stupid. It drops calls constantly, and the sound quality is terrible. If you drop it more than an inch, it explodes into pieces, the damn thing is made of toothpicks.

Proprietary software means you have to use iTunes (which is also terrible) to put music on it. No picture messaging, ringtones and everything have the price jacked way up. Apple is screwing you because they trapped you. You bought their shitty phone and now you're stuck with it. And not to mention the fact that Apple is constantly releasing "updates" to the software so it locks down your phone if you've unlocked it. What a crock of bullshit. The iPhone is just terrible. No, its not that I can't afford one, I just don't need to spend 500 dollars on a designer pile of crap so I can impress my friends. You arent impressing anyone, we're all laughing at you. If they stamped an Apple logo on a steaming mound of dog shit, I bet all of you iPhone lovers would buy it. I'll stick to my BlackBerry Curve, where I actually get what I'm paying for instead of getting a railroad spike up the ass. Fuck Apple and fuck iPhone.